hahahahaha. Are you drunk? Huh? HUH? You must be drunk if you're on LJ. But seriously you like jcrew? I might have to defriend you. *thinks about the fact that I've worn the same pair of Old Navy jeans for like five days running.* Hee!

Oooh mail! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, wow. Student in a bar. See this never happened to me, because I was old, boring, and married by the time I was teaching, and not in bars much. Except in Bethesda, and I never ran into students. Hmmmm. AWKWARD. Sorry about that. Eep.

Sarcasm/irony FTW. No clue how anyone survives life without massive doses of both. And now off to find more effing coffee. . . . I miss you!