LOL! I think the spoilers were like, just the fanwank in my head or something, but because I'm super paranoid now I felt the need to mention it. I'm glad it didn't do anything for you in that respect.

Also, yay to making you a tiny smidge happy with Christmasy squashfic after 48 hours of travel hell. I'm soooooooooo sorry you had to go through that. I have no idea where this ridiculous story came from (well it came from being high on Percocet after the worst migraine I'd had in six months combined with the mention of Dick In a Box, which then my obviously insane brain could not let go), but I'm glad I didn't try to edit for once. It was just fun. Enjoyyyyyyyy family time and I hope you get some rest! God knows you deserve it.