Of course they're in heaven! Because they're awesome. I have a hilarious riff in my head on what poor Jack's gonna do with all those women when he gets there. Maybe that's why he keeps managing not to die;)

Thanks for reading even though it's not your prompt! I decided to just do these as comment fic to get myself moving and see if it reduced the pressure. Quality suffers, but at least I write something, and I've been missing that.