Hee. Yes, you would definitely be a hardcore contender for that prize. (Hee, and what a prize; what a contest.) I think to be truly honest I just had a moment where I was wondering if this level of insanity interest appeared over-the-top even to YOU, b/c if that was the case then HOLD THE PHONE it would be time to slam on those (metaphorical) brakes and try to do a reality reassessment.

And yes AUGH he DOES need Renee. *pouts like a child* I take it back. No more reality.