Now I just gotta write me a blow job and we'll be over and out, right?---Wellll. *innocentface*.

I would definitely like for you to cross that one of your list though. DEFINITELY. I would like that very much.

I think that's the best thing about your stories, besides impeccable characterization. That your emotional impact just hits the reader right upside the head. Seriously. Awesome.

I could punch you! Nah. Probably I'd feel like punching you a lot if, like I said, I didn't typically just love writing talk so flippin' much. It's so...brainy and fun.

I love you so much I wanna bite you in the ass.

Only like... not fer serious. you know what I mean, bb.