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If you need a laugh today and your sense of humor remotely resembles mine, try this:



As soon as I can stop crying with laughter, I'll return to thrilling domesticity. Happy Thursday!

First, I want to pimp this: out of this world | an AU ficathon

century_fox is running it and there are already some super cool prompts, so if you are so inclined, go forth and leave moar! *coughs at urge to write the Jack/Renee one yet again*

( In which I want a cupcake and try to find my brain )

Anyway it's kind of super fun, yet harder than it sounds.

Woah I just spaced out staring at my icon. I need more coffee!

F-list question for today: If you had to pick five songs, right now, and they were the only songs you could listen to for an indefinite period of time, what would those five songs be?

I'm doing the early S8 rewatch for 'research' (cue derisive laughter) purposes. AND HOLY SHIT, SHOULDN'T IT GET . . . NOT SO GOOD AT SOME POINT?

I can't even deal with how good Kiefer and Annie are. Sure, all the subplots suck and President Pompadour's hair is ten miles high and his entire family have different accents even though they're all supposed to be from Fakestan BUT I DON'T CARE.

Jack can't even TALK on the comm at the end of 8x05, because he's so spazzed that Renee wants Vlad to shoot her. GUH.

In other news, I am 100% thinking about buying 50 Shades of Grey just so I can speak about it with authority.

In other other news, I really should watch The Avengers, if only to pretend I'm one of the cool kids.

In other other other news, I'm still compiling a fic playlist and always open for recs:)

Happy Mother's Day!

In the (approximate, since I lack her flair -- get it?) style of lowriseflare, my fandom wishlist for 2012:

1. for Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson to costar in a delightful two hour BBC comedy that has nothing to do with death, pain, alcoholism, or emo of any kind and in which they have metric craptons of well-acted eyesex
2. for Annie Wersching to land a monumentally badass role in a new TV show that is (for once) good, and for her costar to be hot
3. for Justified to keep doing exactly what it's doing, complete with emo!Winona, awesome!Art, lots of complicated bromance between Boyd and Raylan, and meatier storylines for Tim and Rachel
4. for Touch to be as fantabulous as it looks in this trailer. Or in lieu of that, for it to be totally terrible but still stay on TV so I can hear Kiefer talk every week:)
5. for someone to find and put all over youtube A) all the 8x17 nookie footage that hit the cutting room floor B) the gag reels from every single season of 24 or, even better, C) all of the above
6. for me to find the courage to watch the end of BSG
7. for Brandi Carlile to release a new CD already, and then come tour near my home 12 times
8. for Allison Janney to have her own show, in which she plays A) POTUS B) a lifelong New Yorker forced to relocate to Birmingham, AL, C) a bounty hunter, or D) anything

My list is actually pretty short;) What about you guys? Fandom wishes for 2012?

It's Tuesday! And I feel . . . fine. It's strange, waking up Tuesday morning like any other day. No brain bleed. No wonderful flail. No glorious shipper squee. Just Tuesday. The downside is that I miss all the flail like woah. The upside is that the flail was gone anyway, and holy shit I feel a lot better this Tuesday than I did two weeks ago. So yay for that:)

( In which I beg for prompts but am demanding and specific about prompt parameters )

So please give me great sparky ideas, guys! And I hope everyone is having a wonderful Tuesday:)

eta: I've sworn to myself that I'll be productive today, so I'll write specific responses later, but OMG I love the prompts I have so much already that I rescind the thing about stopping at 24. Just keep 'em coming and I'll play:) SQUEE!!!